Real Housewives of Hintonburg.
Thank God! Somebody finally made a movie about Zombie Beavers. My life is complete.
ZOMBEAVERS - Official Trailer [HD]
Gross gooey stuff I’m eating this morning. I don’t even need to chew. It’s just slowly slides down the hatch.
Ingredients in this breakfast.
Oats, pumpkin seeds, flax seeds, chia seeds, cinnamon, clove, ginger, raisins.
The green stuff is. Spinach, kale, kiwi, apple, banana, celery and ice..
I’m doing a body combat class in an a few hours. This is the sort of class that you do jump kicks and punches and warrior screams to Kesha. The class is filled with hilarious 50 to 60 year old ladies that can kick my ass.
Once that’s done I will have exceeded my physical activity quota for the day and can go home and lie on the couch and play Skyrim all day long!
Such a hard life I live sometimes.
How I spent yesterday.
Just learned that for every second spent near an event horizon, thousands of years have gone by on earth.
I will be thinking about this all day now.
Ended up here last night..
When I’m drunk without my best friend around I text her weird videos like this.
Treated myself to some fancy looking hands!!
Which seemed like a good idea at the
time but it’s just taken me almost 10 minutes to pick up some change I dropped on the ground.
I can no longer wear anything with buttons.
And the sound my hands make when typing is so annoying I’m listen to things with headphones on to drown myself out.
Sigh… Lesson learned Melissa, you suck at being girly.